Below is a short
pamphlet I wrote for my parents, concerning a large granite boulder decorating
their front yard in Grinnell, Iowa. Michelle and I printed the text and
figures on a color laser printer and she bound it in a four-leaf booklet with a
cover of marbled French paper.
A
TREATIES ON THE FORMATION
OF
RICHARD AND SYLVIA VOGEL'S
BIG
GRANITE BOULDER
FOUND NEAR
GRINNELL
IOWA
WITH NOTES ON ITS
GLACIAL TRANSPORT AND
MINERALOGICAL COMPOSITION
INCLUDING A SPECIAL SECTION
ON
TIME AND THE COSMIC CALENDAR
BY
GREGORY VOGEL, BA, MA, RPA,
PH.D., ETC., ETC., ETC.
WITH BINDING AND EDITORIAL
ASSISTANCE BY
MICHELLE BERG VOGEL, BA, RPA, MPA, ETC., ETC.,
ETC.
COPYRIGHT
2006
OAK
ST. & CO, INC.
NEW
YORK, LONDON, AND KAMPSVILLE
ADDITIONAL
EDITING BY MSSRS. ORLOFSKY AND G. CAT,
AND MS. DAILA AND MR. HOUDINI, FLD., C.A.T.,
ETC., ETC., ETC.
Your rock is granite.

More
specifically, it is a glacial erratic igneous boulder with intrusive sheet dikes.
Granite is an intrusive igneous rock. Its formation begins several miles
underground as magma rises and then cools near the top of the earth's
mantle. Most granite forms within the
subduction zone of convergent tectonic plate boundaries, where one plate is
being pushed underneath another. Rocks
in the subducted plate (the one that is being pushed underneath) become very
hot from the depth and pressure they experience – up to 1,600 degrees C. This melts them into magma, which then rises
upwards because it is hot and not as dense as the material surrounding it. As the magma rises it cools and lithifies
(become solid rock again), at about 650 degrees C. Rocks formed in this way are classified as granite if they have a
visible crystalline structure, and are composed primarily of quartz, feldspar,
and mica. Granite's color comes from
many different minerals. The pink hues
in your boulder come from potassium-rich feldspar or iron.

The formation of granite within a subduction zone.
(Figure credits below)
The crystals in granite are quite large compared to those in
most igneous rocks, indicating that it cooled slowly, over a very long period
of time. The larger the crystals, the
longer it took the liquid minerals to cool.
The size of crystals in most granites indicate that they took at least a
few hundred thousand years to cool.
Sometimes large pockets of granite crack from pressure
while they are still deep underground, and new magma is squeezed from below
into the cracks. This forms sheet
dikes. The sheet dikes in your boulder
have a different color composition and crystal size, indicating that they
formed long after the original, more gray parts of the rock. The sheet dikes also appear to be made of
granite more resistant to weathering, because they protrude slightly from the
surrounding material.
Your granite boulder was formed near the base of a mountain
range that extended across much of the North American mid-continent in
Precambrian times, about 1.3 billion years ago or more. It was later exposed to the surface as the
mountains weathered away, and was originally located somewhere far to the
north. It may have been first exposed
in Minnesota or Wisconsin, or even farther to the north in Manitoba or
Ontario. It probably sat near the
earth's surface for close to 1 billion years.
Sometime within the last 2 million years, your rock
was moved to central Iowa by glaciers.
Glaciers form in cold climates when the amount of snow that accumulates
each year is greater than the amount that melts. When the snow reaches a depth of about 60 meters, it deforms from
its own weight and begins to flow downhill as a glacier.

Glacial Geology of Iowa
(Figure credits below)
Glaciers that grow taller than the mountains
from which they originate and therefore flow in directions controlled by their
own dynamics are called continental-scale glaciers. These glaciers grow to be several miles thick, scour the earth
down to bedrock as they move, and leave behind great quantities of rocks and
soil when they eventually melt. Within
the last 2 million years, the earth has experienced about 19 major cycles of
large-scale glaciation. The
continental-scale glacier that moved your rock was centered north of the Great
Lakes. The latest version of this
glacier (lasting from about 90,000 to 18,000 years ago) is named the Laurentide
Ice Sheet. Rocks moved in this way are
called glacial erratics, because they have been moved far from their original
source by glaciers. Your boulder was
deposited near the southern tip of one of the later glacial advances, within a
glacial region known as the Iowan Surface.

Extent of the Laurentide Ice Sheet during the last glacial episode.
(Figure credits below)
A
NOTE ON THE AGE OF THE ROCK
Consider the "Cosmic Calendar" of the age of
the Universe, which compresses time from the Big Bang until now into one
calendar year. The Big Bang occurred
about 15 billion years ago (immediately after the stroke of midnight on January
1 of the Cosmic Calendar). Cosmic dust
coalesced into the primordial Earth 4.4 billion years ago, on September
13. The formation of your rock probably
began around 1.3 billion years ago, sometime in early- or mid- November. It took a few hundred thousand years to
cool, becoming solid rock sometime around Thanksgiving.

Diagram of the Cosmic Calendar with significant dates noted. Click image for larger version.
The rock was moved to central Iowa by glaciers between about
10:20 and 11:58 pm on December 31.
Anatomically modern human beings first appear about 160,000 years ago:
11:55 pm on December 31, and you were born about 11:59 pm and 59.95 seconds –
only 1/20th of a second before midnight.
Just now, as this treaties is being written (2006) the clock strikes
12. Consider this when you contemplate
your boulder, and please don't take your rocks for granite. (Isn't that gneiss?)

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Figure Credits
Glacial geology of Iowa modified from Landforms of Iowa by Jean C. Prior, University of Iowa Press, 1991.
Extent of the Laurentide Ice Sheet during the last glacial episode modified from Ice Ages In New England by Tammy Marie Rittenour: http://www.bio.umass.edu/biology/conn.river/iceages.html.